Thursday, June 1, 2017

Spoilers on the Orient Express


WARNING: This post discusses the ending of an 83 year old story.

The first trailer for the new "Murder on the Orient Express" movie was released today.



I was in a movie discussion group on Facebook making a comment on how this is an unnecessary remake (this is the fourth adaptation since 1974). Part of my point was that even if somebody had never read the book or seen a movie adaptation (like me), they still knew that the twist ending reveal is that all of the suspects killed the victim. I assumed that over the last eight decades since the book was first published, and four decades since the first movie was released, the ending became common knowledge. The story has been referenced in or inspired many movies and TV shows. It's one of the most popular murder mysteries in the world. How could there be people who don't know the plot? Movies from 20 years ago (like "The Usual Suspects" and "The Sixth Sense") have endings that are part of the pop culture; if a person has only seen them recently (again, like me) they already know the twists even before watching. So it makes sense that a story four times that old would also be well known.

Whatever. My point is, Kenneth Branagh shouldn't have re-re-remade "Murder on the Orient Express" when he should be making the "Artemis Fowl" movie. I've been waiting 15 years for it!!!

Saturday, May 20, 2017

"Spider-Man: Homecoming" and the Marvel Studios Logo

Yesterday, composer Michael Giacchino tweeted a video from the recording of the "Spider-Man: Homecoming" score.


The piece of music featured in the video is an orchestral version of the 1967 Spider-Man theme song. After listening to it a few times, I noticed that it sounded like an anthem that could be used for the Marvel Studios logo. I looked up the video of the logo and noticed that it and Giacchino's video were both exactly 37 seconds. So, I asked FangirlVideoEditz to put Giacchino's music over the Marvel Studios logo. It syncs perfectly.


I think that this is probably how "Spider-Man: Homecoming" will begin.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

JJ Watt Cast In "The Incredibles" Prequel

The story is April 1st satire. It is not true but would be a good idea.
This paragraph is false:
Walt Disney Pictures has announced that they are working on a live-action prequel to Pixar's "The Incredibles". The movie will be an origin story about how Robert Parr got his super-strength. Houston Texan JJ Watt has been cast to play young Mr. Incredible. The movie will be directed by "The Incredibles" director Brad Bird as soon has he is finished working on "The Incredibles 2" in 2018.

Psych Movie Announced

This story is April 1st satire. There is no truth to it.
Universal Pictures has announced a feature film follow-up to USA's popular series "Psych". In "Psych: April Fools' Day", Shawn is hit by lighning at 11:59 p.m. on March 31. When he awakes, he finds that he now actually has psychic powers. After years of pretending, Shawn is enjoying his new gift - until he has a vision of himself dying to save Juliet, Gus, and his father. The movie will be directed by "Liar Liar" director Tom Shadyac.

Brosnan Is Bond Again In Deadpool 2

This story is April 1st satire. It is probably true, but as of now it is fiction.
This paragraph is true:
Fans went crazy back in January when Ryan Reynolds posted pictures of himself with Hugh Jackman and Pierce Brosnan to social media. Everybody was speculating whether Brosnan would play the character Cable and if Jackman would cameo as Wolverine in the sequel to "Deadpool".
This paragraph is fiction:
20th Century Fox has confirmed that Brosnan will be reprising his role of James Bond in "Deadpool 2". The inclusion of the character will be part of a joke about how X-Men actresses Famke Janssen (Jean Grey) and Halle Berry (Storm) were in 007 movies with Brosnan.

M&Ms Movie Announced

This story is April 1st satire. Hollywood should make it happen, but as of now it is a product of my imagination.
This paragraph is false:
Mars Inc. and Walt Disney Pictures have teamed up to make a live-action/animated hybrid M&Ms movie, with "Scooby Doo" and "The Smurfs" director Raja Gosnell directing. The project is being described as in the style of Muppets movies, with the main cast of M&Ms being supported by a slew of celebrity cameos. The M&Ms will be voiced by the same actors who do the commercials.
This paragraph is true:
Yellow is voiced by Academy Award-winner J.K. Simmons ("Spider-Man" trilogy, "Justice League", Red is Billy West ("Space Jam"), Green is Cree Summer ("A Different World", "Clifford the Big Red Dog"), and Ms. Brown is Vanessa Williams ("Ugly Betty", "Desperate Housewives")

Daisy Ridley Joins Indiana Jones 5

This story is an April 1st satire. I would like for it to be true, but as of now it is made up.
This paragraph is false:
"Star Wars" star Daisy Ridley is re-teaming with her "The Force Awakens" co-star Harrison Ford as the female lead in "Indiana Jones 5". The movie will be set in 1968 and Ridley will play April, a hippie and student in Doctor Jones' class who gets caught in the middle of Indiana's latest quest. "Indiana Jones 5" will be Ford's last movie as the character (who will retire and not be killed off), and Daisy's character will wear the fedora as the lead in future Jones movies.
This paragraph is true:
Production on "Indiana Jones 5" will begin sometime in 2018, after shooting on "Star Wars: Episode IX" wraps. Steven Spielberg returns to direct, with George Lucas executive producing, and John Williams composing the score. "Indiana Jones 5" opens July 19, 2019.

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Top 10 Most Anticipated Movies of 2017

It was harder than I thought to narrow down a list of the Top 10 movies I am most anticipating in 2017. As it is, I had to cheat and included 11.

10. Wonder Woman/Justice League


9. The Lego Batman Movie

8. Beauty and the Beast

7. The Space Between Us

6. The Fate of the Furious

5. Spider-Man: Homecoming

4. The Resurrection of Gavin Stone

3. Cars 3

2. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

1. Star Wars: Episode VIII

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Review: Sing


Normally I don't review movies until after they come out on home video, but today I went to the free advance screening of the upcoming Illumination Studios animated movie "Sing".


"Sing" is the last of the 12 animated talking animals movies that came out this year. I didn't even bother watching any of the trailers until the third one (above). That trailer, I think, is one of the best trailers of the year.


All of the cast were great, but the highlight of the movie was Reese Witherspoon as Rosita, the mother of 25 piglets. We know that Reese is a talented singer from her Academy Award winning role as June Carter Cash in "Walk the Line", but once again she makes the songs she sings even better than the originals. Katy Perry's "Firework" and Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" are not only tolerable, but enjoyable when Reese sings them. Singing from Taron Egerton and Scarlett Johansson were pleasant surprises.

Yes, the movie was written with "The Big Book of Movie Cliches" and was somewhat predictable. Yes, it has unnecessary flatulence for cheap laughs. But it is a movie that kids will love and their parents and older siblings will enjoy as well. If the kids are too young to see "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" then "Sing" is an acceptable alternative.

Score: 8/10.