Saturday, April 1, 2017

JJ Watt Cast In "The Incredibles" Prequel

The story is April 1st satire. It is not true but would be a good idea.
This paragraph is false:
Walt Disney Pictures has announced that they are working on a live-action prequel to Pixar's "The Incredibles". The movie will be an origin story about how Robert Parr got his super-strength. Houston Texan JJ Watt has been cast to play young Mr. Incredible. The movie will be directed by "The Incredibles" director Brad Bird as soon has he is finished working on "The Incredibles 2" in 2018.

Psych Movie Announced

This story is April 1st satire. There is no truth to it.
Universal Pictures has announced a feature film follow-up to USA's popular series "Psych". In "Psych: April Fools' Day", Shawn is hit by lighning at 11:59 p.m. on March 31. When he awakes, he finds that he now actually has psychic powers. After years of pretending, Shawn is enjoying his new gift - until he has a vision of himself dying to save Juliet, Gus, and his father. The movie will be directed by "Liar Liar" director Tom Shadyac.

Brosnan Is Bond Again In Deadpool 2

This story is April 1st satire. It is probably true, but as of now it is fiction.
This paragraph is true:
Fans went crazy back in January when Ryan Reynolds posted pictures of himself with Hugh Jackman and Pierce Brosnan to social media. Everybody was speculating whether Brosnan would play the character Cable and if Jackman would cameo as Wolverine in the sequel to "Deadpool".
This paragraph is fiction:
20th Century Fox has confirmed that Brosnan will be reprising his role of James Bond in "Deadpool 2". The inclusion of the character will be part of a joke about how X-Men actresses Famke Janssen (Jean Grey) and Halle Berry (Storm) were in 007 movies with Brosnan.

M&Ms Movie Announced

This story is April 1st satire. Hollywood should make it happen, but as of now it is a product of my imagination.
This paragraph is false:
Mars Inc. and Walt Disney Pictures have teamed up to make a live-action/animated hybrid M&Ms movie, with "Scooby Doo" and "The Smurfs" director Raja Gosnell directing. The project is being described as in the style of Muppets movies, with the main cast of M&Ms being supported by a slew of celebrity cameos. The M&Ms will be voiced by the same actors who do the commercials.
This paragraph is true:
Yellow is voiced by Academy Award-winner J.K. Simmons ("Spider-Man" trilogy, "Justice League", Red is Billy West ("Space Jam"), Green is Cree Summer ("A Different World", "Clifford the Big Red Dog"), and Ms. Brown is Vanessa Williams ("Ugly Betty", "Desperate Housewives")

Daisy Ridley Joins Indiana Jones 5

This story is an April 1st satire. I would like for it to be true, but as of now it is made up.
This paragraph is false:
"Star Wars" star Daisy Ridley is re-teaming with her "The Force Awakens" co-star Harrison Ford as the female lead in "Indiana Jones 5". The movie will be set in 1968 and Ridley will play April, a hippie and student in Doctor Jones' class who gets caught in the middle of Indiana's latest quest. "Indiana Jones 5" will be Ford's last movie as the character (who will retire and not be killed off), and Daisy's character will wear the fedora as the lead in future Jones movies.
This paragraph is true:
Production on "Indiana Jones 5" will begin sometime in 2018, after shooting on "Star Wars: Episode IX" wraps. Steven Spielberg returns to direct, with George Lucas executive producing, and John Williams composing the score. "Indiana Jones 5" opens July 19, 2019.